In case you slept through your science classes, a “wormhole” is a tunnel between two distant points in space-time. Typically you need extremely advanced quantum technology to create one, but we tried infusing our amazing raw hemp material into the best-tasting gummy worms your planet has to offer – we got bored one night – and, sure enough, it did the trick. These delightful little delicacies will instantly portal you to planet iDelta8 from whichever remote Earth town you reside in (give or take 30-60 minutes or so…your human body still needs to metabolize the cannabinoids, after all).
While our 50mg Space Berry gummies are technically more potent, these 30mg wormholes are tasty to the point that earthlings might go overboard and eat so many they get an even stronger effect. To be clear, don’t have more than 1-2 at once unless you feel like becoming one with your furniture for a very long time.
PS: The wormhole entryways from Earth to our planet are located through our restroom facilities, so bring your swim shorts.