Name: iDELT∆ Premium Black Hole Delta 9 Gummies (2200mg)
SKU: id8-gummy-black-hole-d9
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iDELT∆ Premium Black Hole Delta 9 Gummies (2200mg)

$16.99 – $49.99

The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 9 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have. Contains: 80mg of Delta8, 8mg of THC-P, 12mg of Delta9, and 10mg of CBN

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All products are made fresh-to-order like a restaurant. We don't cook it until you order it! Please allow 2-5 business days cook and manufacturing time prior to shipping. Again your order will take 2-5 business days manufacturing time prior to shipping. Please time your reorders accordingly, thank you!

We were passing by a black hole one fine diurnal period and pondered, “If there’s something so dense and massive that it distorts space-time and allows nothing to escape its event horizon…how do we turn it into a mind-altering substance?” And thus began our decades-long project toward extracting material from a dying star and using it as fertilizer for our cannabinoid cultivation. It was surprisingly easy once we were able to figure out unidirectional wormhole technology – you only need a tiny amount since a cubic millimeter contains the mass of a small moon. The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 9 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have.

*WARNING – DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT!